Happy Fourth of July, may it be fun healthy and safe. You know what is definitely safe and social distanced. Gambling on the ponies while you crush a million beers for the fourth. You can gamble alone on the couch, you can gamble while at a party and when you win you can give everyone air high fives. In a normal year baseball would be played today. Would probably be betting on that instead. Yet in the drought of sports I have come to find a new gambling love, the ponies, and today there are ten races going on at Belmont.
Actually there’s races going on all over the country. Not just today but every damn day. You can bet on the ponies all day everyday. I don’t recommend it. It’s a slippery slope into gambling addiction. So stick to the fun tracks you degenerate you and gamble on the ponies with me. I’ve got a race by race breakdown for Belmont today of why I’m betting what for the race. Let’s gooooo.
Only doing superfectas all day. Every race. All superfectas. Why? Cause the odds are unbelievably high and the minimum bet is extremely low. Pick the top four finishers in the correct order and you can win big. Best option for degenerate gamblers like myself trying to ball on a budget. I’ve got three bets placed race one. No strategy. Just based off the best name. Sure statistics and numbers are helpful but it might as well be magic having the numbers line up with a correct race finish, at least every time. It’s almost just easier to bet on the name. So my bets.
Superfecta 1: 8, 1, 4, 2
Superfecta 2: 12, 4, 8, 1
Superfecta 3: 1, 8, 12, 2
Race 1 is always a crap shoot and none of the ponies had fun enough names to list out.
Once again no fun names for the ponies in this race. Don’t worry. You’ll see some awesome names coming in Race 5 and beyond. Also two of the horses are coupled together so I had to bet on the 2 in 1 horse.